My boss’ birthday was today. so obviously we had a party. And apparently I just regenerated. So things didn’t work out.

It kind of makes sense, when you think of it… I kind of do have a new body.

Jaclyn: Can I have cake? All I can think about. Cake. I love cake. Maybe I’m having a craving. That’s new. I’ve never had cravings before. Look at that.
My boss: Are you okay?

Jaclyn: Better days. Steering’s a bit off.

Jaclyn: That’s disgusting. What is that?
My boss: Cake.
Jaclyn: Cake’s rubbish. I hate cake
My boss: You said you liked it.

Jaclyn: No no no. I like bagels. Bagels are my favorite. Gimme bagels.

Jaclyn: I hate bagels. It’s carbs with bits on it.
My boss: You said it was your favorite.
Jaclyn: New mouth, new rules! It’s like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes—
My boss: What is it? What’s wrong with you?
Jaclyn: Wrong with me? It’s not my fault. Why can’t you give any decent food. You’re Greek. Cook something.

Jaclyn: Donuts are evil. Bad bad donuts.

My boss: Got some fruit punch.
Jaclyn: Fruit punch. Are you insane? Hang on, I know what I need. Fruit. And vegetables.